If I Were a Millionaire...

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If I Were a Millionaire...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:07 am

"Take a pencil and paper" the teacher said "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'"

Everyone but Philip began to write furiously. He just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms.

"What's the matter" the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"

Spoiler:
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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