Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he left the bar some time later, he realised that his horse had been stolen.
The cowboy rushed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and then fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stoll mah hoss?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"Ah'm gonna have me another beer, an' if mah hoss ain't back outsaad by the tam ah'm finished, ah'm gonna do what ah did back in Texas. An' let me tell ya, ah doan wanna have to do what ah did back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The cowboy had another beer, then walked outside to find his horse was back. So, he saddled up and prepared to ride out of town.
Curious, the bartender wandered out of the bar and said, "Say partner, what was it you did back in Texas anyway?"
The cowboy turned back and said,
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