Short story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"
The girl said: "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The girl said: "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
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