Hold the door

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Hold the door

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:04 am

I held the door open for a gorgeous blonde in the pub last night.

My wife said, "You've never hold the door open for me."

I said, "Rubbish!
Spoiler:
What about the time you threatened to leave me?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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