"When you are lying there in your coffin, and your family, friends, and all the others that have known you are gathered around at your wake, mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"
The Englishman promptly answered, "I would like to hear my loved ones say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine father, and a good friend."
The Scotsman squinted thoughtfully at the Englishman, and replied, "I would like to hear it said that I was a loving and gentle husband and father, a hard-working and frugal businessman, and a loyal and trustworthy friend."
The Englishman and the Scotsman turned and looked at the Irishman, waiting for his answer.
The Irishman gazed up at the ceiling, lost in thought for a moment, then, drained his pint, and said,
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