God's kingdom
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:54 amThe angel Gabriel said to God "What you working on today?"
God said "I'm making a place called Scotland, It`s going to have stunning mountains with fast flowing rivers full of beautiful brown trout, the most beautiful lochs, a stunning coastline, with lush green land and fantastic blue skies and sunsets that will blow your mind, the people are going to be friendly and intelligent and I`m going to give them a national drink called whisky."
Gabriel said "Aren`t you being a bit OTT with this Scotland? the people will think they are already in Heaven."
"Na not really" said God
God said "I'm making a place called Scotland, It`s going to have stunning mountains with fast flowing rivers full of beautiful brown trout, the most beautiful lochs, a stunning coastline, with lush green land and fantastic blue skies and sunsets that will blow your mind, the people are going to be friendly and intelligent and I`m going to give them a national drink called whisky."
Gabriel said "Aren`t you being a bit OTT with this Scotland? the people will think they are already in Heaven."
"Na not really" said God
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