The guy next door

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The guy next door

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:08 am

The guy next door

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just travelling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over to your place after while?"

OK, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

Spoiler:
"LISTEN, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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