Flies

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Flies

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:44 am

I stopped at a friend`s shop the other day and found him stalking around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: "Yeah... 3 males and 2 females."

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "3 were on a beer can
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and 2 were on the phone."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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