Clothes on the lawn
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:23 amI was laid on the sofa watching TV earlier when I phoned my wife.
I said, "When you get home, your clothes will be on the lawn!"
"You can't kick me out!" she replied. "I pay the bills."
"I'm not," I replied.
I said, "When you get home, your clothes will be on the lawn!"
"You can't kick me out!" she replied. "I pay the bills."
"I'm not," I replied.
Spoiler: