Me 'n a bird!

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Me 'n a bird!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:30 am

I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.

After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.

She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."

I said,
Spoiler:
"Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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