How I met my wife
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:01 amI'll never forget the day I first day I met my wife.
We were at a fancy dress party.
She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.
They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then,
We were at a fancy dress party.
She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.
They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then,
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