Quickest way?
A guy walks into a bar in Cork, in Ireland, and asks the barman:
"What's the quickest way to get to Dublin?"
"Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman.
"Driving," says a man.
"What's the quickest way to get to Dublin?"
"Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman.
"Driving," says a man.
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