Cheap drinks

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Three pensioner mates were on holiday in Spain. One day they went into a club and asked for three nips of whisky. The guy set them up and charged the equivalent of ten pence a nip. The mates asked if he had made a mistake and he said that no, ten pence was the price of his whisky. As time went on they had quite a few drinks of different types and all were ten pence each.

The old guys asked him how he could do it so cheap and he explained "Well, three years ago I won £145,000,000 on the Euro Lottery so I decided to come out here and run a club but don't need to worry about making money, I just like seeing people have a good time."

The three mates looked down the bar where six old guys were sitting with no drinks at all and asked why they weren't drinking.

The owner smiled and said

Spoiler:

"Oh, they're from Aberdeen, they're waiting for happy hour when the drinks are half price."