Education

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Education

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:34 am

The farm hand took out a mortgage, and gladly, to gave it to his daughter for her college education.

Now, driving home from the station after meeting her at the train, farmer was greatly disturbed when his daughter whispered confidentially, “I have a confession to make, Pa..............I ain’t a virgin no more.”

The old man shook his head sadly.

Spoiler:
“After all the sacrifices your Ma and I made to give you a good education, you still say ‘ain’t!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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