New boss
My new boss is a right plonker. He appeared at my desk just as I was going home.
"Can I have a word?" he oiled.
"You can have two," I said, "and the second one is off."
"Really?" he said, folding his arms, "And the first would be..?"
"Can I have a word?" he oiled.
"You can have two," I said, "and the second one is off."
"Really?" he said, folding his arms, "And the first would be..?"
Spoiler: