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New boss

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:06 am
by rebbonk
My new boss is a right plonker. He appeared at my desk just as I was going home.

"Can I have a word?" he oiled.

"You can have two," I said, "and the second one is off."

"Really?" he said, folding his arms, "And the first would be..?"

Spoiler:
"I'm" I replied, walking out.