Three women

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Three women

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:33 am

Three women are trying to cross a river.

But they can`t seem to find out how. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grand each of them one wish.

The first woman wishes she would be ten times smarter than she is now.

*swoosh*

She takes of her clothes and swims across the river.

The second woman wishes she would be a hundred times smarter than she is now.

*swoosh*

She takes some wood, builds a raft and paddles across the river.

The third woman is so amazed by the success of the other two and wishes she would be a thousand times smarter than she is now.

*swoosh*

Spoiler:
She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.
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