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Grassed up over a fat bird

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:55 am
by rebbonk
Took a girl home after clubbing last night. After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs and while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said "I hope that's not that fat one from last week".

The girl said "What the heck was that?"

Spoiler:
"I said it's that bl**dy memory foam mattress"