Grassed up over a fat bird

[rebbonk]

Took a girl home after clubbing last night. After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs and while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said "I hope that's not that fat one from last week".

The girl said "What the heck was that?"

Spoiler:

"I said it's that bl**dy memory foam mattress"