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Good news

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:22 am

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today"

Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."

Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give me the good news, OK?"

Says She:
Spoiler:
"Well, the air bag works..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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