I rear-ended a car this morning...

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I rear-ended a car this morning...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:07 am

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said,
Spoiler:
'Well then, which :censored: one are you?'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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