Kids and their questions
"Did I come out of mum's tummy?" asked my son.
"Yes mate." I said. "I know it's hard to believe but five years ago you were in there."
He looked at my missus slouched on the settee.
"Dad?
"Yes mate." I said. "I know it's hard to believe but five years ago you were in there."
He looked at my missus slouched on the settee.
"Dad?
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