Kids and their questions

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Kids and their questions

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:39 am

"Did I come out of mum's tummy?" asked my son.

"Yes mate." I said. "I know it's hard to believe but five years ago you were in there."

He looked at my missus slouched on the settee.

"Dad?
Spoiler:
Are there still some people in there?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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