Paddy's sister

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Paddy's sister

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:27 am

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins ... . . . A boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them.'

The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a clueless idiot.

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,'Well, what's my daughter's name?'

'Denise' says the doctor

The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a really beautiful name, I guess I might have been wrong about me brother.' She thought 'I really like Denise.'

Then she asks, 'Now, what's the boy's name?'

The doctor replies
' Denephew. '
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