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B&B

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:56 am

Last Thursday I was working in Plymouth and as I was going to be finishing the job on the next day (Friday) I thought I would stay in a B+B to save driving all the way home in my lorry only to return the next morning.

I went up to a Guest house front door that had a sign on it that said vacancies and rang the door bell.

Next there was an irate woman shouting at me from the upstairs window of the same place and she shouted "what do you want?"

So I shouted back "I want to stay here!"

She shouted back
Spoiler:
"well stay there then" and shut the window!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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