Kill a pig
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:26 amAn aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his head. "You know, Ethel," he finally answered,
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his head. "You know, Ethel," he finally answered,
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