Kill a pig

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Kill a pig

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:26 am

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his head. "You know, Ethel," he finally answered,

Spoiler:
"I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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