Fancy a drink?

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Fancy a drink?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:34 am

I burst through the door with a bottle of wine last night.

"Fancy a tipple babe?" I asked my wife.

"I'm not drinking that," she cried. "My mother's died."

"I'm sorry, you're right!" I replied.
Spoiler:
"I think we've got champagne in the cupboard."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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