Paramedic
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:22 amI walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife.
"Get your lips off my wife," I snapped pulling him off her.
"But sir, I'm not kissing her!" He pleaded. "She's stopped breathing."
"Get your lips off my wife," I snapped pulling him off her.
"But sir, I'm not kissing her!" He pleaded. "She's stopped breathing."
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