What you up to these days?

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What you up to these days?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:46 am

I bumped into an old mate today.

He said, "What you up to these days?"

I said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, druggies, drunks and down 'n' outs."

He said, "So you work in a charity drop in centre?"

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
I'm a chef in a Wetherspoons pub."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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