Horse sh*t

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Horse sh*t

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:59 am

A Country Vicar was walking home from church one day when he saw a young farmhand struggling to shovel horse sh*t back onto his cart that it had fallen from.

"Goodness" says the vicar, "It's such a hot day, and you're clearly struggling. Why don't you take a short break, have a drink, and then I'll help you load this"

"No thanks vicar" says the young man, "My dad wouldn't like it".

"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young lad protested saying his father would be upset.

Losing his patience, the vicar says "Your dad must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer,
Spoiler:
"He's under the horse sh*t"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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