Going to jump
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:16 amI spotted my wife on the roof of the local supermarket earlier, with a large crowd below looking up at her.
"Please babe, don't jump!" I pleaded.
"I've had enough," she cried. "I'm gonna kill myself."
"No you're not," I snapped.
"Please babe, don't jump!" I pleaded.
"I've had enough," she cried. "I'm gonna kill myself."
"No you're not," I snapped.
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