COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

American and a Scotsman are sitting down thinking of ways to bring tourism to their respective countries.

The American says " I know! I will build a theme park! One that will cost billions and billions, and will employ thousands of people. They will flock from all over the world to come to this state of the art family theme park. It will be a true American dream!"

Scotsman replies,

"Umm, aye...I'm just gonna go down to the nearest Loch and shout...