Kung Chow

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Kung Chow

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:09 am

Kung Chow calls his boss and says, "Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

His boss replies, "Kung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go home and have sex with my wife. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again and says,
Spoiler:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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