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Paddy

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:34 am
by rebbonk
Policeman pulls Paddy over for speeding ...

"Have you been drinking, Sir?"

Paddy replies, "Yes officer, I have had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes".

Policeman says, "What the hell are you doing driving?"

Paddy replies,
Spoiler:
"I couldn't walk!"