Such a charmer
I saw this fat bird in the pub,
"Get me a drink love?" I asked,
"No chance!" She replied,
"That's a bit tight isn't it?" I said
"Well I don't even know you"
"Get me a drink love?" I asked,
"No chance!" She replied,
"That's a bit tight isn't it?" I said
"Well I don't even know you"
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