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Such a charmer

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:06 am
by rebbonk
I saw this fat bird in the pub,

"Get me a drink love?" I asked,

"No chance!" She replied,

"That's a bit tight isn't it?" I said

"Well I don't even know you"

Spoiler:
"No, I was on about your jumper..."