Drunk
A drunk stumbles out of the pub. As he's staggering across the car park towards his car, he is stopped by a policeman.
"I think you should leave your car where it is, Sir," says the policeman. "Take a bus home instead."
"No way," says the drunk,
"I think you should leave your car where it is, Sir," says the policeman. "Take a bus home instead."
"No way," says the drunk,
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