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Drunk

PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:43 am
by rebbonk
A drunk stumbles out of the pub. As he's staggering across the car park towards his car, he is stopped by a policeman.

"I think you should leave your car where it is, Sir," says the policeman. "Take a bus home instead."

"No way," says the drunk,
Spoiler:
"a bus wouldn't fit in my garage."