Vindaloo
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:07 amA lamb vindaloo is lying quietly in a stomach. All of a sudden something cold and wet lands on top of it.
"Hey! Who the heck are you?" says the vindaloo.
"I'm a double vodka," says the newcomer. "Dave just paid for me."
A few minutes later another downpour arrives.
"And who the heck are you?" says the vindaloo.
"I'm a double vodka," says the latest newcomer. "Dave just got another round in."
This goes on for a while until the tenth double vodka gushes in and says Dave just bought it.
"You guys have made me curious," says the vindaloo.
"Hey! Who the heck are you?" says the vindaloo.
"I'm a double vodka," says the newcomer. "Dave just paid for me."
A few minutes later another downpour arrives.
"And who the heck are you?" says the vindaloo.
"I'm a double vodka," says the latest newcomer. "Dave just got another round in."
This goes on for a while until the tenth double vodka gushes in and says Dave just bought it.
"You guys have made me curious," says the vindaloo.
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