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Ever thought about divorce?

PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:04 am
by rebbonk
"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina.

"Fifty years," Grandma replied.

"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"

"Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER.
Spoiler:
Murder, lots of times, but never divorce."