Automatic car

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Automatic car

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:36 am

I bought an automatic car today.

"How do I make it go?" my wife asked.

"You put it into drive," I said.

"What about when I've finished with it?" she asked.

"You put it into park," I said.

Spoiler:
An hour later, I found it by the swings.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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