COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Two guys are in a locker room when one notices the other has a cork up his backside. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your butt?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a Big Fella in a turban came oozing out.

He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."

And I said,