COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket.

The policeman says, "Okay, I’ll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I’ll forget about the ticket!"

"Agreed!" answers the speeder.

"You’re driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What is it?"

"That’s easy! It’s a car!"

"Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket.

"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.

"Okay, but this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"

"Fair enough."

"You’re driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What is it?"

"That’s easy! It’s a motorcycle!"

"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?"

"How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly.

"Sorry, you’re getting the ticket!" responded the officer.

"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."

"Go ahead"

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curb, bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that’s easy!" replies the officer. "It’s a hooker!"

"Sure! But, what kind of hooker?