Argument

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Argument

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:54 am

My wife walked in on an argument between our son and I.

When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now."

Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?"

"No," I replied.
Spoiler:
"I've got his girlfriend pregnant."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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