Single?

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Single?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:22 am

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"

He says,
Spoiler:
"Because you're ugly."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 65777
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

  • Ads