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Decorating

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:10 am
by rebbonk
My new neighbour knocked on my door a few weeks ago to ask me about decorating his front room...

"Mr Smith, your front room is similar to mine" he said, "How many rolls of wall paper did you buy?"

"nine" I said,

He came back yesterday............................

"Mr Smith! I still have three rolls of wall paper left?"
Spoiler:
"So do I!"