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Golf ball

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:59 am

I was playing golf the other day when I bumped into my mate. "Look what I've got!" he explained showing me a golf ball.

"What's so special about that?" I asked him

"This ball cannot be lost," He told me. When you hit it into bushes it emits a bleeping sound. When it goes into water a little flag is raised, and if you lose it at night it lights up!"

"That's great! Where did you get it?"

Spoiler:
"I found it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Golf ball

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:59 am

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