In court

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In court

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:43 am

In court one Monday morning when the judge said, in very sombre judicious tones, "I'm afraid that we'll have to adjourn this case. I have written my judgement out but I left it in my cottage in Devon and I can't get it sent here until tomorrow."

"Fax it up, my lord," the helpful barrister suggested.

To which his Lordship replied,
Spoiler:
"Yes, it does rather."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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