Hit a pig
A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
"I've hit a pig and its stuck under the front wheel, still alive..."
"Shoot it" says the farmer "and then bury it..."
Twenty minutes later he gets another call.
"Done that,
"I've hit a pig and its stuck under the front wheel, still alive..."
"Shoot it" says the farmer "and then bury it..."
Twenty minutes later he gets another call.
"Done that,
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