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Hit a pig

PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:31 am
by rebbonk
A farmer gets a phone call from his son.

"I've hit a pig and its stuck under the front wheel, still alive..."

"Shoot it" says the farmer "and then bury it..."

Twenty minutes later he gets another call.

"Done that,
Spoiler:
now what do I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"