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Duck

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:48 am
by rebbonk
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the speciality was duck.

The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table.

"This is the breast of the duck; this is the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc."

Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence.

"Well?" he finally asked, "What's this?"

The waiter replied,
Spoiler:
"It's a friend of duck."