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Bad news

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:43 am
by rebbonk
My wife is incredibly misleading.

A few hours ago she approached me with a solemn look etched across her face. As the tears began to roll down her cheeks she sat next to me and said, "Listen, I've got some bad news. I want a divorce."

Now, after my fourth glass of Champagne,
Spoiler:
she still hasn't told me the bad news.