If the wind changes
I was sitting on a bus behind a mother and her young son, her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me.
After a few minutes I tired of his antics so I said "When I was a young boy my mother told me that if I made a ugly face and the wind changed I'd stay that way"
The little git replied
After a few minutes I tired of his antics so I said "When I was a young boy my mother told me that if I made a ugly face and the wind changed I'd stay that way"
The little git replied
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